we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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