belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Sorry about my life...
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sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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