do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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