I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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