I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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