yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He? As in you personified your dick?
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