Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
His hands were made for my vagina.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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