Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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