Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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