Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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