I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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