Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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