Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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