if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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