So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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