Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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