Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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