Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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