Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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