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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.