I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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