We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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