What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
