But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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