She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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