you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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