check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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