Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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