you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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