Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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