Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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