So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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