sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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