so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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