This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Randomize
