every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
if only i could text you this smell
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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