how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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