Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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