I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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