My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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