i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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