This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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