PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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