I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just puked most of my soul out..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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