He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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