i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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