You just made me feel so damn special
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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