He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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