Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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