i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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