Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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