Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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