What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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