this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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