She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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