Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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